Format:
cast 'teleport'                         cost: 35 mana

   Teleport transports you or an object to a random location on the mud.  You
may end up inside a stone mountain, or some place you have already been.  You
may also end up dead.  Teleport is a spell to be used with caution.  It may
be cast while fighting, but not on any target other than yourself.

One of the limitations on the teleport spell is that it cannot move anything
across dimensional planes.